> Emoticon Bible.. Book 2 - The Beta Scripture of Coranthians

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Clive
#1 2009-11-12 17:35:17

Emoticon Bible.. Book 2 - The Beta Scripture of Coranthians

Let my people go!
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This is the biblical account of how the tribe of beta became enslaved to the Harpy Qunts of Isreal..
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CORANTHIAN.LOGIQ
#2 2009-11-12 17:36:03

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HEEKS!!! DO SOMETHING HOMOEROTIC AND MAKE MY ANUS TINGLE!!!

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Clive
#3 2009-11-12 17:43:42

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And on the 9th day God created the beta..
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Go forth and become Celibate..
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ok
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Clive
#4 2009-11-12 18:00:46

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And so it came to pass, the beta was unable to become many and fill the earth...
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These betas keep spilling their seed on the ground, I thought making an example of Onan would have prevented this.
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Hello, I have daddy issues and low self esteem
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This will have to do I guess
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#5 2009-11-12 18:02:05

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CarnageAsada
#6 2009-11-12 18:05:48

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Go forth to service the betas.
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Uhmmm...
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HOOORAYS!!
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Really? I have to fuq.. that?!
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Jerksh..
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veggieburger_manlet
#7 2009-11-12 18:15:09

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JERK!

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Clive
#8 2009-11-12 18:17:23

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And somehow the betas managed to reproduce thanks to low self esteem and daddy issues.. however the beta behavior continued to escalate...
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Please hold me, cuddle with me, I need a shoulder to cry on.
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Fuq this, we're out of here.
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Im sorry God, I did what I could, but now we just have more betas and the daughters of Isreal find them all repulsive.
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Sock raping has become an abomination, the betas have been leaving crusty socks all over the promised land.
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CarnageAsada
#9 2009-11-12 18:28:18

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Let us give him the personality of a retarded hobo - with a similar enchanting musk.
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So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
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veggieburger_manlet
#10 2009-11-12 18:28:56

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Clive
#11 2009-11-12 18:57:09

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And so the daughters of Israel decided they would rather be impaled by a spear than touch a beta..
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I havent been touched by a real man in such a long time..
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I have an idea.. I will create a new male... an ALPHA male!
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And so he did...
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Sup ladies?
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ooooh my.. my loincloth is sopping wet... take me now!
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kckitty
#12 2009-11-12 18:59:31

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Heekee wrote:

And so the daughters of Israel decided they would rather be impaled by a spear than touch a beta..
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I havent been touched by a real man in such a long time..
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I have an idea.. I will create a new male... an ALPHA male!
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And so he did...
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Sup ladies?
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ooooh my.. my loincloth is sopping wet... take me now!
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veggieburger_manlet
#13 2009-11-12 19:03:55

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Emo.Thunderbottom
#14 2009-11-12 19:05:46

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veggieburger_manlet wrote:

Take that sadness and use it to put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger.

TIA-TIA

EMO-T

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Clive
#15 2009-11-12 19:07:55

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veggieburger_manlet wrote:

I tease you cuz I lub you!

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#16 2009-11-12 19:22:35

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funniest thread in a long while. Thanks, heeks.

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Clive
#17 2009-11-12 20:04:43

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And the Alpha proceeded to concur with the daughters of Isreal..
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Hey babe.. wassup?
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tee hee!
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Two minutes later..
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Hey babe.. wassup?
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tee hee!
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Two minutes later..
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Hey babe.. wassup?
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tee hee!
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Two minutes later..
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You get the idea..
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veggieburger_manlet
#18 2009-11-12 20:06:39

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kilosepp
#19 2009-11-12 20:09:58

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CarnageAsada
#20 2009-11-12 20:12:31

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What shall we do with that sad, small-handed beta?
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How about we banish him to whining persistently on message boards all over the interwebs?
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Intriguing idea! Make it so..
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#21 2009-11-12 20:15:55

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And now I am already sick of their shyt.
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Clive
#22 2009-11-12 20:24:53

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And now I am already sick of their shyt.
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And so it came to pass, when the Alpha male grew tired of the daughters of Isreal he set out on foot through the wilderness seeking the white powder known as manna from heaven...
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What are we to do?  I need someone to provide for me and help take care of my children.
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Hi
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Damn.. I guess this will have to do...
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And so the betas lived out the remainder of their days as slaves to the harpy qunts of Isreal.. who did not age well might I add..
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Somebody kill me now..
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#23 2009-11-12 20:35:25

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#24 2009-11-12 20:38:25

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BRAVO!

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Clive
#25 2009-11-12 21:10:22

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Meanwhile in the wilderness.. God never forgot about his son who went astray...
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I will always provide for you my son...
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DAMN I LOVE THE WAY THIS SHYT SMELLS
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