> The Emoticon Bible - The Book of Exodus

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#26 2010-08-24 05:24:51

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Heekee wrote:



im a big fan of the scriptures

You got lost in the froth last night. 

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#27 2010-08-24 05:27:38

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Heekee wrote:



im a big fan of the scriptures

You sure are and your storytelling prowess was a nice surprise.

I find it to be very helpful to us laypeople that you were able to use CI jargon to bring that timeless tale to life and help us understand the mysteries, awe, and splendor of the Exodus story.

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Clive
#28 2010-08-24 05:32:07

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. wrote:

You sure are and your storytelling prowess was a nice surprise.

I find it to be very helpful to us laypeople that you were able to use CI jargon to bring that timeless tale to life and help us understand the mysteries, awe, and splendor of the Exodus story.

Thanx and i am only on chapter 3.  It is going to take me forever to get through the whole bible

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#29 2010-08-24 05:32:14

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Heekee wrote:

That should do it, so go back to Egypt and take that clown Aaron with you, he can help you speak since you appear to have a problem formbing complete sentences
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Wasn't Aaron's ass tied to a tree?

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Richard_McBeef
#30 2010-08-24 05:54:50

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This story needs zombies

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dottie
#31 2010-08-24 05:57:46

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Richard_McBeef wrote:

This story needs zombies

Does High School of the Dead have zombies?  You seem obsessed with them lately. 

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Richard_McBeef
#32 2010-08-24 06:08:39

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dottie wrote:

Does High School of the Dead have zombies?  You seem obsessed with them lately. 

High School of the Dead is the greatest zombie series ever created. The latest episode was beyond awesome. I have never seen breasts used as a firing stand before.



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dottie
#33 2010-08-24 06:12:33

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Richard_McBeef wrote:

High School of the Dead is the greatest zombie series ever created. The latest episode was beyond awesome. I have never seen breasts used as a firing stand before.

[youtube]PJCvhySidro[youtube]

  That explains so much.  Does this series help with your Japanese lessons?

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Richard_McBeef
#34 2010-08-24 06:17:03

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dottie wrote:

  That explains so much.  Does this series help with your Japanese lessons?

I find it helps with my ability to understand casual Japanese. Causal Japanese is very different from the formal Japanese that you learn in lessons. I also  haven't had time to study recently, so watching anime helps me keep up. I do try to learn at least one new word a day though.

SHIMATA!
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That means "damn it!" or "shyt!"! People in anime say this a lot.

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#35 2010-08-24 11:22:57

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Richard_McBeef wrote:

I find it helps with my ability to understand casual Japanese. Causal Japanese is very different from the formal Japanese that you learn in lessons. I also  haven't had time to study recently, so watching anime helps me keep up. I do try to learn at least one new word a day though.

SHIMATA!
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That means "damn it!" or "shyt!"! People in anime say this a lot.

Literally "I have made a mistake".

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#36 2010-08-24 12:22:14

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10/10

Heek you have a great talent

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#37 2010-09-17 07:02:53

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WE DEMAND MOAR, HEEKS

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#38 2010-09-17 12:37:14

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Moar!  Moar!!

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Sheekee
#39 2010-09-17 12:59:36

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. wrote:

Moar!  Moar!!

Yeah... I'm gonna wake him up.




We need moar!
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#40 2010-09-17 13:21:00

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Sheekee wrote:

Yeah... I'm gonna wake him up.




We need moar!
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LAZY BASTARD!  DON'T GIVE HIM A "HOT BREAKFAST" UNTIL HE MAKES WIF DA FUNNY!

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#41 2010-09-17 13:23:19

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Sheekee wrote:

Yeah... I'm gonna wake him up.




We need moar!
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Just break out that apple cider thong, that'll get'em up...

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#42 2010-10-30 07:44:14

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SO WHERE'S THE UPDATE, HEEKS?

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#43 2010-10-30 08:10:54

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Clive
#44 2010-11-01 00:51:23

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So after Moses learned those sweet magic tricks up on the mountain he came home with some spring in his step and in true beta fashion asked his father in law if he could leave.
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Hey old man, can I leave please?  I want to go back to Egypt to see if my Israelite brothers are still alive.
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Go in peace, and take those damn kids with you
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Go Return to Egypt because all the men who were hunting for your soul are dead
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Then with his stick in hand Moses took his wife and his sons and made them ride on an ass all the way back to the land of egypt
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This is bullshyt!  Couldnt you at least afford one of those new euroCamels?
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Babe, I have been sponging off your dad for the past 8 years, Im not even going to talk about the unspeakable acts I had to do for this donkey
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Hurry up Moses, I cant wait to show Pharaoh the cool shyt you now can do with your stick
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#45 2010-11-01 00:53:41

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Get a grip, dude.

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Clive
#46 2010-11-01 00:56:26

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Spanky wrote:

I don't get it.

I guess it would probably help to know some Bible stories??

Yes, you are missing out

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#47 2010-11-01 01:01:40

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Why wouldn't moses buy a house near a superfund site and some railroad tracks?
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Clive
#48 2010-11-01 02:18:02

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Now it came about on the road at the lodging place God met up with Moses and was looking to kill himb. (Exodus 4:24)  The scriptures do not specify why God wanted to ice moses but I have heard that it had something to do with an inappropriate relationship he was having with the donkey.
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I was hot with anger for a moment there but I have already invested 8 years into this idiot so I should let him do his thing.  I will get back at him for his transgressions eventually, Im thinking of fuqing him over later by not allowing him into the promised land.  That reminds me, where the hell is Aaron?
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Hi God
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Go meet up with Moses, his entire family is currently riding on an ass, you should have no problem catching up.
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Okay
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#49 2010-11-01 02:38:48

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Will you guys quit spoiling it, Jesus had a brief Zombie phase but that's for many chapters later...

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#50 2010-11-01 02:41:03

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Spanky wrote:

I don't get it.

I guess it would probably help to know some Bible stories??

You are learning bible stories now. Hush.

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