> A guy is sitting in a bar

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charles-smythe
#1 2013-11-02 16:35:29

A guy is sitting in a bar

A guy is sitting in a bar

A guy is sitting in a bar, just looking at his drink.

He just stares at his drink like that for half an hour.

Then, this big trouble making truck driver comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. Just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison"

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Big Tex
#2 2013-11-04 18:27:21

Re: A guy is sitting in a bar

charles-smythe wrote:

A guy is sitting in a bar

A guy is sitting in a bar, just looking at his drink.

He just stares at his drink like that for half an hour.

Then, this big trouble making truck driver comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. Just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison"

So he spiked his drink? Is the trucker going to die?

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The Writer
#3 2013-12-21 15:46:57

Re: A guy is sitting in a bar

Big Tex wrote:

Is the trucker going to die?

"You're quite bright for your age..."
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