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#51 2008-03-16 22:11:32

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Old Massa of Dem Slaves wrote:


I think that Heekee grew up in a religious household and then rejected it when he got older.  Am I wrong?

Heekee did not write this, FC emoticon Theater (aka Gobots) did ages ago.

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ooo
#52 2008-03-16 22:15:33

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wrote:

Heekee did not write this, FC emoticon Theater (aka Gobots) did ages ago.

I wish he would come back

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#53 2008-03-17 16:15:03

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bump for geniusness

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kilosepp
#54 2008-03-17 16:17:01

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wrote:

bump for geniusness

BUMP FOR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

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#55 2008-03-17 17:17:32

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Heekee wrote:

this was by far my favorite thread from the old red board, I almost have it memorized

Some things should have been left to the red board.  0/10

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BeaverCleaver
#56 2008-03-17 17:54:13

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:beavercleaver:

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captain_kewl
#57 2008-03-17 19:04:00

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bravo

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ooo
#58 2008-03-18 16:58:33

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wrote:

Some things should have been left to the red board.  0/10

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chef
#59 2008-04-02 00:45:08

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BEST THREAD EVA

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Newt
#60 2008-04-02 01:00:12

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HumorlessDicksoreAward
#61 2008-04-02 05:06:13

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wrote:

Some things should have been left to the red board.  0/10

Ladies and gentlemen, I present our latest winner.

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StudSupreme
#62 2008-04-02 05:18:47

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THAT.
WAS.
AAAA
WWWW
EEEE
SSSS
OOOO
MMMM
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!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#63 2008-04-16 01:13:06

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Brilliant!

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#64 2008-04-16 01:34:48

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Heekee wrote:

Abraham is dead. Isaac's brother Ishmael helps him bury their dad in a cave. Isaac goes home to his wife Rebekah and the two beget the world's first biblical accounting of twins.
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FIRST!
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And Rebekah gave birth to two twin boys: Jacob and Esau. Esau was a red-haired, wild man living in the woods. Whereas Jacob...


HEY JACOB! I'VE BEEN WANDERING THE WOODS FOR WEEKS AND I FOUND MY WAY BACK. I'M NEAR DEATH AND STARVING. GOT ANY GRUB?
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First, sell me your birthright.
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WHAT? BRO, I'M HUNGRY AND NEAR DEATH!
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Business is business. Fork it over. I have lentil stew and bread. MMMM!!!
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You fuqing jew
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Native_Texan
#65 2008-04-16 01:36:28

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Sorry This Thread is Plagarism

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Native_Texan
#66 2008-04-16 01:38:20

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wrote:

Some things should have been left to the red board.  0/10

Motorcycle

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ooo
#67 2008-04-16 01:45:24

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Native_Texan wrote:

Sorry This Thread is Plagarism

I am happy to credit who wrote the original.. but FC is long gone

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Rancho_Relaxo
#68 2008-04-16 01:57:45

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This is one Gobots did a couple of months ago called Rapture.



Excuse me....
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OMG!
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
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RAPTURE!
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RAPTURE!!! DID YOU HEAR ME?! ITS THE RAPTURE!!!!
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THE TIME HAS COME FOR JEBUS TO RETURN AND SEPERATE THE RIGHTEOUS FROM THE WICKED. AS JEBUS IS RIGHT-HANDED, ALL WICKED PEOPLE WILL GO TO HIS LESS COORDINATED SIDE TO FACE HOLY JUDGEMENT.
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It's upon us!!!
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Oh Jesus, what should I wear?
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Oh no! I just took the lord's name in vain. Ohhh...Ohhh.
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Uh..Do you know where 14th and Minna is?
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Huh? Are you an...Angel?
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No, dumbass. I'm the tooth fairy. I'm supposed to go to 14th and Minna for a pickup.
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#69 2008-04-16 01:59:10

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Rancho_Relaxo wrote:

This is one Gobots did a couple of months ago called Rapture.



Excuse me....
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OMG!
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
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RAPTURE!
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RAPTURE!!! DID YOU HEAR ME?! ITS THE RAPTURE!!!!
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THE TIME HAS COME FOR JEBUS TO RETURN AND SEPERATE THE RIGHTEOUS FROM THE WICKED. AS JEBUS IS RIGHT-HANDED, ALL WICKED PEOPLE WILL GO TO HIS LESS COORDINATED SIDE TO FACE HOLY JUDGEMENT.
\


It's upon us!!!
\


Oh Jesus, what should I wear?
\


Oh no! I just took the lord's name in vain. Ohhh...Ohhh.
\


Uh..Do you know where 14th and Minna is?
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Huh? Are you an...Angel?
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No, dumbass. I'm the tooth fairy. I'm supposed to go to 14th and Minna for a pickup.
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omfg


we need him to post here

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#70 2008-04-16 01:59:13

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Rancho_Relaxo wrote:

This is one Gobots did a couple of months ago called Rapture.



Excuse me....
\


OMG!
\


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
\


RAPTURE!
\



RAPTURE!!! DID YOU HEAR ME?! ITS THE RAPTURE!!!!
\


THE TIME HAS COME FOR JEBUS TO RETURN AND SEPERATE THE RIGHTEOUS FROM THE WICKED. AS JEBUS IS RIGHT-HANDED, ALL WICKED PEOPLE WILL GO TO HIS LESS COORDINATED SIDE TO FACE HOLY JUDGEMENT.
\


It's upon us!!!
\


Oh Jesus, what should I wear?
\


Oh no! I just took the lord's name in vain. Ohhh...Ohhh.
\


Uh..Do you know where 14th and Minna is?
\


Huh? Are you an...Angel?
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No, dumbass. I'm the tooth fairy. I'm supposed to go to 14th and Minna for a pickup.
\

You made me smile.
Thanks, I need that. A lot.

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#71 2008-04-16 03:14:29

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Heek, another edit.

God's reply to Abraham's question, "What's a Jew?"

"Why Jew are, stupid"
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#72 2008-08-06 21:42:37

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bump

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emoticonned
#73 2008-08-06 22:11:05

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We so need to do the book of revelation

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ooo
#74 2008-08-06 22:13:20

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emoticonned wrote:

We so need to do the book of revelation

A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER FOR A DAYS WAGE AND DONT HARM TEH HFCS!
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emoticonned
#75 2008-08-06 22:16:57

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Heekee wrote:

A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER FOR A DAYS WAGE AND DONT HARM TEH HFCS!
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The four horsetards of the apocalypse, perfect!

let's see, the list of characters....

God, cylon naturally.

Lamb of God

Scary Jebus with sword coming out of mouth

Satan

Beast with many heads

Whore of babylon

creepy beasts sitting around the throne praising god

jack chick

which icons should we use for all of these?!

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