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charles-smythe
#1 2013-10-30 05:58:05

Joke of the Day!

Blond detective trainees!

A policeman is interrogating three blonds who are training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, uhhh blondie, That's because the picture I showed you is his profile."

Then the policeman flashes the picture for five seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The second blonde smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing, because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The third blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is caught off guard because he really doesn't know whether the suspect wears contact lenses. "Well, that's an interesting answer," he says. "Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room, goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back smiling. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the third blonde replied. "He can't wear eye glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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